** If at first you donâ€™t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
** Experience is something you donâ€™t get until just after you need it.
** He who hesitates is probably right.
** Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. .
** You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
** A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
** If you must choose between two evils, pick the one youâ€™ve never tried before.
** Money canâ€™t buy love, but it can rent a very close imitation.
** Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
** Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
** Time is natures way of preventing everything from happening at once.
** If at first you donâ€™t succeed, then skydiving definitely isnâ€™t for you.
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