** If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
** Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
** He who hesitates is probably right.
** Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. .
** You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
** A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
** If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
** Money can’t buy love, but it can rent a very close imitation.
** Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
** Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
** Time is natures way of preventing everything from happening at once.
** If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.