By Denis Schulz
LIFE IN MAHMOUD AHMADINEJADâ€™S TWILIGHT ZONE
You just got to love that precious little rat-bag. When Pat Robertson and Harry Bellefonte run out of stupid things to say and when Howard Dean and Dennis Kucinich lapse temporarily into brain-lock one can depend on Iranâ€™s new president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, to keep the insanity alive. If His Worthiness had been born Moe Howard his finger would have been attached permanently to Curleyâ€™s eye; if he had been born Archie Bunker the meathead would have shot him dead after the first episode; if he had been born Joseph Goebbels, Herr Hitler would have let him run the Third Reich and retired to Berchtesgaden with Eva Braun knowing that things were in competent hands. Ahmadinejad is beyond outrageous. He is where the Twilight Zone ends and Dante’s Inferno begins.
The precious little rat-bag delivered a speech recently to thousands of admiring true believers in the Iranian city of Zahedan and he couldnâ€™t resist mentioning the Holocaust. Itâ€™s amazing how he keeps going on and on about something he thinks never happened. â€œThey have invented a myth,â€ he said, â€œthat Jews were massacred and place this (the massacre) above God, religions, and the prophets.â€
A myth? Is he sure? How could that be possible? The Germans were very thorough in their search. Did the Jews hide behind non-Islamic trees that refused to betray them to the Nazis? Is that how they escaped being sent to Dachau or Treblinka? Is he as mad at the trees as he is at the Jews? Are these trees the famous Cedars of Lebanon? Does he want to cut them down? Is he in need of a refresher course at a Mad-Rats-Asses school? One takes oneâ€™s pick.
â€œThe West has given more significance to the myth of the genocide of the Jews,â€ he said, and it â€œdeals very severely with those who deny the myth but does not do anything to those who deny God, religion and the prophet.â€
Deals very severely with whom? David Duke is still alive and so it David Irving and unless Mahmoudâ€™s hair glows in the dark and he has a couple of spent nuclear fuel rods embedded in his butt, nobody has laid a hand on him either.
But our precious little rat-bag wasnâ€™t finished. â€œIf you have burned the Jews, why donâ€™t you give a piece of Europe, the United States, Canada or Alaska to Israel,â€ he suggested. â€œIf you have committed this huge crime why should the innocent nation of Palestine pay for this crime?â€
Okay, forget that Palestine is not innocent; forget that Palestine is not yet a nation; forget that the crimes committed by Palestine on a per capita basis are equal to those committed by Nazi Germany forget all that and one is living in Mahmoudâ€™s world. If Rod Serling had listened to just one of Ahmedinejadâ€™s speeches he would never have written another Twilight Zone episode. He would have gone to where the woodbine twineth and would never have been heard of again. One cannot top reality shows when combined with the theatre of the absurd.
Mahmoud is Hannibal Lector, Darth Vader, and Count Dracula all rolled into one. Okay, maybe Dracula doesnâ€™t belong in that group. Compared to the little rat-bag, the Count is a sympathetic fellow who needs frequent blood transfusions. And who wouldnâ€™t prefer Transylvania in the summertime to Iran at any time of they year? Itâ€™s the ambiance.
Someone must have whispered in Mahmoudâ€™s ear that George W. Bush was a believer in the Holocaust. Well, that would never do! Of course, the Texas Gunslinger is a million light-years and a dozen hadiths below Mahmoudâ€™s intellectual level and was liable to believe anything Condi Rice might tell him, but, nonetheless, Bush and the dhimmi world is in need of enlightenment.
So within a few days Iran will convene a Holocaust-denial conference. Among those expected to attend one might include: David Duke, David Irving, Noam Chomsky, Louis Farrakhan, James McDermott, Norman Finkelstein, Ward Churchill, and most of the professors of Middle East studies at Columbia, Berkeley, Chapel Hill, Cambridge and non-sectarian DePaul University.
FYI, and please, Ward Churchill, pay attention:
From The Trial of Adolf Eichmann: Judgement (part 50 of 70)
â€œ156. This is the place to add a few words about the accusedâ€™s personal contact with the Mufti (the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem) Hajj Amin al-Husseini. It has been proved to us that the Mufti, too, aimed at the implementation of the Final Solution, viz., the extermination of European Jewry, and there is no doubt, had Hitler succeeded in conquering Palestine, the Jewish population of Palestine as well would have been subject to total extermination, with the support of the Mufti.â€
Gosh! Do you think anybody will bring that up at the conference? Itâ€™s something Our Precious Little Rat-Bag needs to know!
Meanwhile, in Mecca tens of thousands of Muslims, urged on by Iranâ€™s Mad Mullahs, are screaming, â€œDeath to Israel! Death to Israel!â€ And, oh yeah, â€œDeath to America!â€
If Rod Serling had ever written anything like this he would have been locked up in a mental institution.