OneJerusalem.com

Rumor has it that Osama Bin Laden phoned the White House yesterday and was connected with President Bush.

“I had a dream last night,” said the terrorist. “I found myself flying over your miserable country and noticed that on every building was waving an enormous white banner with the same inscription.”

“And what did the banners say?” asked the President.

“Long Live Osama!” said the terrorist with glee.

“Hmmm,” said President Bush. “That’s curious, because I had a dream last night, too. I found myself flying over Afghanistan and was stunned at how the country had changed. There were green gardens instead of deserts, schools and stores instead of terrorist camps. Happy women and children playing peacefully in parks, and food bazaars filled with nutritious edibles of every description. And above every building, a white banner waved in the breeze.”

“And what did the banners say?” asked Bin Laden.

“I don’t know,” said the President. “I can’t read Hebrew.”