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It’s now official, even the headlines in the newspapers say – the winter’s here. True, the sun is still visible up in the sky, but it’s definitely the time to build the winter wardrobe properly. It’s also the time to express our hopes, wishes and even pleas.
So please, pretty please, it’s really very important for the poor bewildered men but also for us embarrassed women: no more low-cut pants! We’ve had all the last summer to alternately gaze at or try to cover bared asses showing the tiniest thongs to the whole world. It’s unaesthetic, and even quite absurd, that low-cut pants have become so popular here, as that specific part of the body is one of the most hated part for women, especially the Middle Eastern women, blessed with, umm, curvy figures. Tasteless, uncomfortable – and bloody cold!
Thank you.
Same goes to the not-long-enough-shirts, not to say sweaters, which fail to cover not-so-very-fit bellies. And it’s becoming too damn cold, what’s the point in having a sweater that doesn’t warm your flabby belly anyway?
Point made, I hope. Now let us think about pointed shoes and boots. Unless you have three toes in the centre of your foot, or you really feel like looking like the Witch from the East and don’t mind having your toes squashed, avoid wearing that torturous device. Of course, to be fashionable you have to sometimes sacrifice comfort, but please – look down at your pointed shoes and tell me it doesn’t look like a monstrous extension of your feet.
And if we’re already discussing disgusting artificial extensions to body parts – though it’s an all-year trend, we feel the urge to cry out against the claw-like projections, also known as artificial fingernails. I don’t want to think of how UFO kids might paint humans in kindergarten…
Oh, and one more thing – winter clothes don’t have to be in dark, gloomy colors. Lighten up, will ya?
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If you’ve got it - flaunt it!
I am so with the writer of this post. I second you, I third you, I pray to the gods above people will listen to you. Although I have no faith they will
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