Israel’s News Blog Magazine: Daily Stories Video and PhotosThis was sent in by someone who shell remain nameless. If you knew the person, which we do, this would seem the oddest thing to get. This is a peace loving, religious, kind to the world sort of person. Must have been a strange day for her.
We couldn’t help putting this on…
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.”
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, “In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”
God Bless America !
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Considering the present Mexican problem in America I am sure
many there would love this joke.
Okay, shame on me. Hey, everybody has an off day now and then. Somehow, I knew you could appreciate the humor in it. (you just can’t look at it realistically). Thank you for the summation of my “on-day” character, I Love you too
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