Britney Makes Peace in the Middle East

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Britney Spears educates the public
Britney Spears educates the public

After ending a controversial relationship with a Muslim paparazzi named Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears is moving on and is now dating one of us: an Israeli bodyguard from Ashkelon named Tsuri Lee Adeto. Since moving to LA, Tsuri has been known there as Tom Lee.

Well, the young and troubled Ms. Spears went the way of Whitney Houston and fell in love with her own minder. Apparently, the couple is already living together, and Britney is considering to pay our little country a visit during Ha’gei Tish’rei (i.e. the September holidays).

By now she’s been married to a Christian, dated a Muslim, and now playing household with a Jewish boy. Perhaps she’s trying to make peace where everyone else has been failing so far…

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