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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

This was sent in by a reader and we couldn’t resist…

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian – throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, Buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

3 Comments

  1. That is pretty funny. It would have been better if you replaced the Israeli with:

    sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, Buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to put a fly in the Americans coffee and tries to make it look like a Palestinian attack against the US.

  2. This joke is quite reflecting the real life in the Orient.

  3. This joke doesn’t reflect any real life, nor is funny as you 2 say, it’s more funny in its original version because this one is modified, or more accurately : faked

    It’s kinda reversed. in the real version the last part above concerning “the palestinan” belongs actually to “the israelian” mentionning pretty much the exact violations commited by the jewish state which are wrongly given to the palestinians in the version above.

    the real version says :
    the israekian :
    – cries that his security is in danger.
    – accuse palestinian of throwing the fly in his cup.
    – pretends that the hisbollah, the syrians & the iranians are preparing a new weappons based on flies.
    – cries that this is an act against human rights & semitism & reminds of the illusion called “holocaust”
    – command Mahmood Abbas to stop all flies from flying around, re-conquers Gazza & cuts water & electricity.
    – demande military aide from his dog “USA”
    – ….etc.

    now that reflects reality more than the BS above.

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