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Sleeping To The Sound of Cellcom

In the background of this cute Pug sleeping with open eyes you can hear the current commercial for Cellcom.

Maybe that’s why her eyes are a little “freaky”…



Eat My Body & Drink My Blood

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Cool Facts About Israel (Video)

In the midst of political shame, teacher strikes, unnecessary car accidents, etc.. there is nothing like a good old fashioned pat on the back to get our egos back on track.

And Baruch Hashem, tfu tfu tfu, hamsa hamsa hamsa, we still have a lot to be proud of.

As one YouTube user puts it:

As a small country with limited natural resources, Israel depends on its most important natural resource — its people.

Israel’s achievements are uniquely its own, a mixture of high idealism, ingenuity and self-reliance.

In almost 60 short years, Israel has accomplished what many nations haven’t been able to do in centuries.

Israel’s one natural resource is its brainpower, with a driving demand for survival and success against all odds, Israel developed an energetic and ambitious society.

On the occasion of the soon 60th Day of Independence, I take the opportunity of listing together some of the outstanding facts and achievements of our beloved Israel.

Is your ego thirsty for more? How typically Israeli… Well, have no fear, there’s a lot more where that came from.

Just don’t let it go to your head! 😉

Favorite Superbowl Ads

These are some personal favs. We didn’t get to see them here but they’re out there…

ETrade


Bud Light – Rock Paper Scissors

Bud Light Fist Bump

Bud Light Axe

GoDaddy.com Censorship Board

GoDaddy.com Marketing


Middle East Humor

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police.

“Honest, I’m not a suicide bomber,” he said. I didn’t say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins.
All I said was I’m dying to get laid!”

Dying Here

Old Couple JokeA man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

Iraqi Subtitles Video

Got this from a friend. A news report from Iraq!
Click Play and enjoy…

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