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Israel’s Number One Rapist (8th President) Goes to Jail

Today Katzav Israel’s 8th President is going to prison. He will be enjoying the State’s hospitality for Seven years thanks to his idiotic defense and barbaric nature.

You see Katzav still believes that wagging his ding dong at women who work for him is not a big deal. He claims that Israel has become like Saudi Arabia and that the Supreme Court in Israel was against him from the start.

When you take a look at the trials and legal fiasco you realize that Katzav (and his ding dong) was his own biggest enemy. He had a chance to get a reduced sentence and bow out gracefully but at the last minute he exploded (on live TV no less) and basically kissed his ass goodbye.

Bon Voyage Katzav!

Shimon Peres Becomes Israel’s 9th President

Katzav, Gila & Peres
In a ceremony fraught with pageantry and fanfare, Former Deputy Prime Minister Shimon Peres was sworn in July 15 as the 9th President of the State of Israel. In a moving Knesset ceremony, Peres took the oath of what is usually a largely ceremonial position similar to Britain’s Queen Elizabeth. In his acceptance speech afterwards, however, Peres (who usually loves to be in the center of governmental goings-on) indicated that his term of office will be anything but ceremonial, with the new president volunteering to go on various peace missions on the government’s behalf.

Despite his advanced age (83) Peres seems to be in excellent health, and loves to travel abroad and hobnob with foreign government leaders and other dignitaries. This means that he may become the county’s first globe trotting President and will undoubtedly not wait even for the paint on the door of his new office in Beit Hanasi to dry before he leaves on his first international assignment; most likely to either the USA or the UK – both favorite destinations for a man who has literally been in nearly every major world capital, including Olso Norway, where he jointly accepted the Nobel Peace Price in 1994, along with Yitzhak Rabin and Yasser Arafat.

After nearly 50 years of governmental and political activities, Peres has finally found a position that most suits his wide and diversified career in public life. In a way it’s a shame he didn’t have this opportunity seven years ago when he barely lost out to Likud political party rival Moshe Katsav, who has now left the presidency in disgrace following his admittance to being involved in a number of incidents of sexual misconduct. Katsav is also being accused of at least two counts of rape, which were dropped by Israel State Prosecutor Manny Mazuz in an effort to keep an already scandalous incident from becoming an embarrassing public trial.

Shimon Peres’ ascension to the presidency will hopefully do much to erase the pall that has been cast on this office by both Katsav and Katsav’s predecessor Ezer Weizman, who wasn’t ashamed to speak his mind; even if his remarks were frequently taken out of context by the press. Peres brings an air of dignity to an office where dignity and protocol are two of the most important aspects. With Peres in this position, not only will he be meeting foreign dignitaries when they arrive in Israel, he himself will be going to meet them on their home ground; where Peres feels as much at home as he does in Jerusalem.

Despite his wife, Sonia being in ill health, Peres will undoubtedly volunteer to be his country’s official peace envoy for as long as he is able to do so. And judging from the current state of affairs that Israel finds itself in, peace is something that Israel sorely needs. If Shimon can make a positive contribution towards this end, his final position in public life will be more than fitting for a man who has dedicated a great deal of his life to the cause of peace.

Moshik has Katsav asking his wife, Gila, how is Peres going to handle the job without his wife…

Peres Running Again – Run Forest Run …

Peres is running for President in place of Katzav (Mr. Schlong!). The question is, will he win? I mean Peres has a bad track record when it comes to winning anything really. Moshik! is wondering if he would win if he ran against himself…


Peres Running

President Katzav Try and Enjoy

This is circulating online. Our dear President is being accused by several (over 7 I believe) women of sexual harrasement. The sticker makes a play on words – President can aslo be read as “try” so the sticker says “Try and Enjoy“.

President Katzav - Try and Enjoy

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